Some people have written saying they could not access the libberish lexicon. Part I is here. Part II is here. Too funny! And part III is below.
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Privacy: Secrecy. Privacy is the fig leaf behind which the average Liberal Leftist may commit all the crimes and perversions so necessary to live out the contempt he or she feels for the system of normal morality which the cruel and evil Christian American culture tries to “jam down the throat” of the People. Behind the shield of Privacy, all the favorite crimes of the Democrats abound: Statutory rape, de facto Bigamy, Theft and embezzlement, Bribery, Investigation and Intimidation, Murder and its cousin Contraceptive Abortion, Drugs, Homosexuality, Sedition and Conspiracy, Slander and Information Contamination, Sabotage, Adultery, and the rest. In the realm of Privacy, there is no law, and therefore no crime.
In the end, no one should have to skulk around in the dark back alleys of society to exercise their private pathologies. Society must allow them to practice their beliefs in public. Because we can’t condemn them for what they do in private, they should be allowed to do it in front of
America’s kids at the mall. C
Profits: One of the most vile concepts ever invented by Man, Profits are no more than immoral booty, stolen from the workers by the Corporate Pirates who exploit them with no regard for their well-being, who indeed laugh as the workers suffer. If not for Profits, everyone would be economically well off, healthy and happy. Redistribution of Profits is the only moral way to end the constant abuse of the People by the Fat Cats. C
Racism: The Republican-engineered failure of Liberalism to sufficiently socialize the American economy to where black success can be measured solely by how much guilty white charity each black receives. (note: Blacks cannot be Racists, Black Racism is an impossible term.) See Social Justice. C
Redistribution: The transfer of funds from the wealthy achiever-class to their poor victim-class. Because the gap between the Rich and the Poor is as wrong and immoral as it is wide, the solemn duty of the Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopian Government is to take money from the achiever-class and redistribute it to the perpetual victim-class. In this way, the Rich are punished for their guilty success, and the Poor are rewarded for their undeserved wretchedness. C
Reparations: That sum of money legally due to today’s blacks for the crimes committed upon their ancestors all down through history. American history in particular (and the whole American culture) is one big long race crime for which punitive damages are now in order. Minorities, not the whites, built this country. But they never got paid for their work. Their descendants are the beneficiaries of that Debt even though the minorities of today are not (and have never been) slaves, and have received in excess of 6 trillion dollars’ worth of social(-ist) programs and cash handouts for the last 40 years in a failed attempt to eliminate the cruel Legacy of Slavery and equalize the races. Today, only tens of trillions of dollars in cash will do, enough to give every minority a lifestyle befitting his true nobility, appropriate to his status as a victim of the 6000 year African Holocaust. C
Rights: Powers, Privileges, Freedoms and handouts that issue forth from the Government and flow down to the People. Despite the Constitutional claim that rights come from God and are merely guaranteed by the Government, Liberals view the Government as the eternal wellspring of every type and sort of new right that they can imagine. These new, fictitious rights include: Free decent housing; free food, clothing, education; free health services, good paying employment, economic security, and a classless society wherein all traditional oppressors are gone and their traditional victims are elevated to the noble status they’ve been denied all along. Federalizing the assets of the Fat Cats is the only way to accomplish these wonderful goals. C
Separation of Church and State: The anecdotal principle that religious ideals must not be legislated into public policy. Democrats use this imaginary notion to drive their real enemies (Morality, Heterosexuality, Capitalism, Self-Reliance, Monogamy, etc) out of the schools (especially the schools) and other public places so that their own one true religion, Third Way MultiPlural Libertine Fascism, can take the place of the evil White European Social Paradigm in the minds of our children, and in the Law. Through the death of White Christianity, the Crusade of Liberalism will triumph. C
Sexism: The Republican engineered failure of Liberalism to sufficiently Feminize American society to the point where Women run the country by sheer dint of their statistical numerical majority. Political power must be passed out by the Government according to socially proportional numbers, and Women are more than 50% of the population, requiring more than 50% of the power. A worldwide Feminist Government is the female birthright, denied by the hateful Conservatives who despise Women and want to physically abuse and enslave them. Wonderful, all-knowing, all-caring and compassionate, Women would build a Politically Corrected Inclusive Utopian Planet, but the evil Nazi Republicans stand squarely in the way of this noble future. C
Shame: Guilt. The self-loathing that the enemies of Utopia should feel because of their greed and their insensitivity to Social Justice. Republicans and Conservatives are so bloody evil that they can’t even see how bloody evil they are. There is no horror in this world that doesn’t flow from their lack of Social Conscience, so it’s the duty of every Democrat to heap Shame on every single Republican every single day. They must be made to hate themselves, through endless Shaming. “Shame! Shame! Shame On You!!” has been the constant Liberal mantra for the last 50 years. The result is that, within the Democratic constituency, Republicans and Conservatives are plainly seen as guilty monsters who ought to loathe themselves but won’t, preferring to proceed with their terrible political war-crimes. C
Social Engineering: The finest pursuit of Government, the creation of society. People, left to their own devices, make wrong choices and inevitably become evil. Evil people create an evil society around themselves. The Government, with its Liberal wisdom and power, must engineer a society where Evil doesn’t (and can’t) exist, where Evil is a crime. If Utopia is to is to become real, the People must be forced to do the right things. Nothing can be left to chance. Bad influences like Free Enterprise, Profits, Corporations, Special Interests, Guns, Racism and Sexism, Christians, Conservatives, and a whole host of other unhealthy Republican contaminants, must be legislated out of existence for the good of all. These malevolent forces must be replaced with the Redistribution of Wealth, Diversity, Inclusion, Homosexuality, Moral Relativism, and International Multiculturalism. Only a series of Progressive Liberal Activist Social Engineering Programs can accomplish this noble goal. C
Social Justice: That wonderful principle which defines society as a paint-by-the-numbers pastiche of equally entitled victim-groups who should be deliberately included in the outer, larger society according to their guilt-driven social demographic percentages, not by personal achievement. Social Justice is the demand for a Numeric Parliamentary Model of society based on “fairness,” specifically “Political Identity Fairness.” Since blacks, women, and gays have been hurt by American history, it only makes sense that adjustments must be made in the American future to correct these ancient, systemic inequities. Social Justice is the realization that some (all) liberal special-interest groups deserve more than they’ve got (or earned), and that it’s the role of Liberal-Activist Government to legally provide these people with the lives they truly deserve by redistributing The Wealth from the oppressor class to the victim class. See Oppressors and Reparations. C
Special Interests: The evil Big Money concerns that fund the Conservative and Republican hate-agenda. Oil, Guns, Alcohol, Tobacco, Wall Street, the Pharmaceutical Companies, etc.; all the evil greedy Capitalists who own the World and enslave the People. The Right is wholly owned and controlled by these Special Interests, trying to create a global Medieval society: Billions of serfs and only a few MultiNational Corporations at the top, selling Death to the masses who slave their lives away for those very Special Interests.
(Note: Leftist Special Interests are not called “Special Interests.” The Abortion community, the Quezmo community, the Social Justice community, the Feminists are all called The People . They are the true and good apostles of the Third Way Utopian Crusade, immune from the Good Hate of the Democrats whose hope for the destruction of
America and Capitalism they share.) C
The Fat Cats: That small five percent of evil White Men who own everything and keep everyone else poor. They set up the structure of society so that Wealth does not trickle down to the noble masses, but instead it trickles up to the Fat Cats where it collects in the hands of the privileged few. The richest five percent are worth more than all the other people in the world put together. These economic bullies hoard the money that the lower classes need so badly just to survive. By refusing to give their money to the People, they become criminals, and as such it’s okay to mount an unparalleled campaign of Liberal Good-Hate against them. The Democrats have hated the Fat Cats for a hundred years, calling them every vile name in the book, hounding them with endlessly punitive progressive taxes, and finally driving most of the major corporations offshore to countries where they were heartily welcomed, not despised. Then the Democrats demanded that they come back for more abuse. The Fat Cats have hijacked and held hostage the world’s Wealth for far too long. Wealth belongs to the People, not to the Fat Cats. C
The Government: The most powerful political tool of all time. A simple majority (274 votes out of a possible 546, including the President) rules the land. Any Liberal, armed with the hearts and votes of a mere 274 people, can push around 270 Million Americans as if they were children. There is no substitute for the Power of the Federal Government. Any agenda can be imposed on
America (and inevitably the whole World) if only a mere 274 politicians agree with it and vote for it.
With Government, all things are possible. C
The Legacy of Slavery: The constantly hostile social (and economic) environment in which black folks have found themselves ever since Slavery was dissolved. This evil, white racist social infrastructure is the sole explanation for “Black Failure in
America.” Crippled by Slavery, the black folk just can’t keep up without the very kind of help that they’re so despicably denied by an inherently White Supremacist culture. Drugs, murder, alcoholism, crime, riots, gambling, welfare, disease, immorality and such, have nothing to do with it at all. White folks just don’t do enough for black folks, don’t help them enough, don’t “love” them enough. Eliminate this Legacy of Slavery and blacks will prosper in
The Military: The most heinous institution ever devised by the mind of Conservative man. The Military is the tool by which the powerful Fat Cats at the top of society use the noble masses of one country to dominate and defeat the noble masses of another country. Poverty is created by funding the Military, then the Poor are driven by their need into the Military where they are used to kill the Poor of other countries who’ve been driven by their own need to defend the powerful Fat Cats of their own country. And all the while, trillions of dollars that should be given freely to the Victims of Capitalism are instead wasted on the power games of the Rich, which could destroy the whole World in the end! No More Corporate War!! The Military should only be used to spread Peace!! C
The People: The huge, worldwide victim class; that international majority of people who are exploited, excluded, poor, oppressed, underprivileged, mocked, abused, left behind, and denied opportunities for the sake of Corporate Profit. Blacks, women, minorities, hispanics, eskimos, Pacific Islanders, asians, Peruvian Indians, Australian Bushmen, Central Americans, Africans, Homosexuals, migrant workers, janitors, Amazonian Pygmies, Tasmanians, indigenous tribes and cultures everywhere. The People are the Victims of Capitalism. Every single Liberal activity (without exception) is aimed at redistributing The Wealth from the Fat Cats to The People. (Important Note: Fat Cats, White gun owners, White Christians, Republicans, Business Owners, Conservatives, Economic Royalty, and Capitalists are not included as People, they are Oppressors.) C
The Poor: Those noble, hard-working people all over the world who live in destitute circumstances because the greedy Wall Street Fat Cats have too much money and just won’t give it to those who need it more than they do. Burdened by unfair demands on their meager resources, the Poor can’t get out of the trap laid for them by the evil Corporate Capitalists. While the Fat Cats eat thousand dollar dinners, the children of the poor die of starvation. While the children of Wealth summer in the
Caribbean, the elderly parents of the poor die of unattended diseases. Even though Housing, Food, Clothing, Education, Employment and Economic Success should be Constitutionally guaranteed rights, the Poor are still forced to pay for these things. That’s why they can’t get ahead in life, they don’t get enough free stuff. When Liberals rule the world, the Poor will live like kings on the resources of their exploiters. (see Greed) C
The Rich: That greedy minority of Capitalist Americans who have risen to the top of the economic pyramid by forcing the noble majority into endless poverty and victimization. The Rich are mean spirited, evil enemies of the Third Way Shared-Resources ethic, stingily hoarding The Wealth so desperately necessary to the well-being of The People. The Rich take food from the mouths of poor children and force the elderly to live like animals. How dare they accumulate money while The People starve? How dare they bequeath their ill-gotten booty to their decadent, undeserving offspring while the sons and daughters of their victims die in service to the immoral system that abuses them? The Rich are a curse on an otherwise Utopian planet. One day, The People will rise up and destroy them all. C
The Struggle: That eternal Liberal effort to overthrow the corrupt traditional American culture on behalf of all the wonderful (yet sadly wretched) constituents of the Left. The endless battle between the noble forces of Universal Political Correctness and normal evil American society. Anarchy versus Law. Good Hate versus Bad Hate. Up with the poor, down with the Rich; up with Homosexuals and down with heterosexuals; up with Women and Minorities, down with White Men. Up with Redistribution, down with Free Enterprise. The People, United, will never be defeated. (see Karl Marx) C
The Wealth: Cultural Profit. That enormous body of money, generated by all human activity, to which the People (and not the Fat Cats) have an essential claim. However, this body of wealth has been hijacked by rich people; and so it becomes a basic function of the Third Way Liberal Sociologist Government to confiscate the Wealth from the Fat Cats and give it to the People who actually worked for it. Wealth is not private property, earned by individuals. It’s public property, to be distributed evenly according to the rules of Victimology. C
The World: The sum total of all the People on Planet Earth, in whose name and on whose behalf the Liberal Activists pursue the destruction of Capitalism. Phrases like “Every other civilized country in The World provides …..” and “The Poor People of The World are sick and tired of ….” and “Every humane country in The World supports ….” and “The World needs more ….,” are injected into every discussion designed to show just how evil and insensitive America truly is. Our horrible nation is surrounded by a “World” that knows better than we do about absolutely everything held dear in the Liberal Heart.
America is always wrong, The World is always right. C
Truth: Those obvious, self-evident principles known to all Liberals which form the basis of their political views. Above debate, these truths serve as an ever present body of dogma for the secular political religion which is Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopianism. Here are a few examples:
1. All people should love and revere each other. Social ill will must be punished.
2. The plight of the Poor is the number one problem in the whole World. Since White Capitalism is the root of all social injustice, its profits should be given to the impoverished masses.
3. The Liberal end justifies the means. The glorious goals of International Feminist Sociology trump any criticism of its tactics. A Liberal may commit any crime in the cause of building a better world.
4. The enemies of the Left aren’t just wrong, they’re evil. The crusade of Liberalism is a pious, holy Struggle; it’s The Good Fight, with the Angels on the Democrats’ side and the devils on the Republican side. Anyone who threatens the march of Leftism must be demonized and destroyed. When an angel kills a devil, the saints of Sociology are pleased.
5. Truth is whatever the Democrats want it to be. Since they’re always right and everyone else is always wrong, whatever they say is the truth. Reality is fluid, malleable, with layers and textures just waiting to be explored by the creative Liberal in defense and cover-up of their political (and moral) vigilantism. Language is the tool of choice. Politically correct the language and you politically correct the culture. Taxes become “contributions;” Perjury becomes “misleading the court;” Adulterous activity in the Oval Office itself becomes “ministering to a young person” or an “error in judgment.” With the right focus-group research, there is no ugly, negative reality that can’t be creatively distorted into a positive Spin for the Liberal cause. Spin becomes Truth when it’s repeated a thousand times. C
Tyranny: That imaginary power of the majority to coerce the noble minorities into UniCultural submission to Conservative Nazi-ism. In the mind of a Liberal, “The Tyranny of the Majority” is the very thing that the Constitution was created to prevent. As long as the majority is comprised of White Oppressors, then the majority is tyrannical. An enlightened Liberal majority cannot be a tyranny because the Liberal majority is made up of minorities. The Minorities are wise and good, the White Male Supremacists are evil, so the Tyranny of the Majority refers exclusively to the rule of the white supremacist patriarchic cultural paradigm over the noble Sociological Union of its Victims. Majority Rule = Bad. Minority Rule = Good.
(Despite the original intent of the Constitution to protect the Common Majority from a Royal Minority, in today’s
America the Majority must be disenfranchised from its Wealth and Power to accommodate the plethora of minority demands upon that socially corrupt and Guilty majority). (see Reparations) C
Understanding: Sympathy and empathy directed toward those of us who simply can’t be what the evil White Overlord society demands that we be. Criminals like drug user-dealers, thieves, husband-killers, female statutory rapists, gay pedophiles and other serial offenders must be viewed as victims of oppressive forces beyond their control. People can be driven mad by restrictive social expectations, committing crimes out of sheer agitated frustration. The poor man is driven to steal bread, the ghetto teen is forced to sell drugs to make the money he needs for snazzy tennis shoes, the gay pedophiles are driven to travel the world in search of sexually compliant child prostitutes because our rape laws are insensitive to their exotic needs. People commit crimes because our laws do not honor who they are and society does not share its wealth with people it does not honor. Crime is their only recourse, and is therefore no crime at all. The true crime is the legal code of an oppressive Heterosexual White Christian Supremacist culture which criminalizes anything it doesn’t understand. Free Mumia!! C
Utopia: That wonderful vision of the future world where everyone has a perfectly wonderful life; where everyone has a global entitlement/right to free food, housing, clothing, education, employment; a right to freedom from fear, economic inequality, and from domination by Capitalist Fat Cats. Free everything: Free medical care, free love and sex of every sort, free money. The weather will be wonderful everywhere. Everyone will live the same government-designed, government-guaranteed, government-fulfilled dream: Third Way International Politically Corrected Sociologist Parliamentary Redistributionist Libertine Utopianism.
The primary obstacles to this finest of all human dreams are: Republicans, Conservatives, Christians, Capitalists, and Caucasians. C
Values: Liberal Sociologist goals and concerns. Redistributing more money to the Poor; Demanding that Women and Minorities be given high-powered corporate jobs because of the color of their skin and the configuration of their genitals; Making sure that everyone welcomes openly predatory Homosexuality into public life; Providing more contraceptive Abortions to protect the health and convenience of unwed mothers; Spending more on Gun Control and public school dispensed condoms; Praising and empowering single parent and gay households; Pursuing more hate-crime (thought-crime) legislation. These are true values.
Conservative values, like two-parent heterosexual families, monogamy, faith based ethics, personal responsibility, moral consistency, humility and self-control, drive and self-reliance, aren’t really Values at all. They’re Bigotry, exclusion, Racism and Sexism, Homophobia, White Supremacist propaganda, Eurocentric arrogance; Basically they’re just plain Evil. They’re the code of the Oppressors, profoundly insulting to the majority of people. C
Victim: Any poor female or non-white soul who would have a wonderful and fulfilling life if not for the evil machinations of the Right Wingers. C
Victimology: The Left’s Zero-Sum accusation-game which accounts for the failures of the noble lower class by blaming the success of the criminal upper class. For centuries, The Rich have been accumulating their wealth by actively depriving the poor of the opportunities so necessary for economic achievements of their own. Since one cannot achieve wealth except through the poverty of someone else, those wealthy among us are the true cultural criminals. The lower classes may commit Crimes, but it’s only due to the madness which comes from the constant poverty, humiliation, and deprivation to which they have been subjected for thousands of years. From tooth decay and obesity to getting stuck in the snow, there is no misfortune in the life of a Liberal that can’t be blamed on The Rich, or the Republicans (who are the pawns of The Rich). From petty theft to rape, armed robbery, drug addiction and murder, the Liberal constituent is never to blame. It’s always America’s fault, because America (through its hell spawn Capitalism) is evil at its core. It’s America that’s guilty. When the Democrats finally destroy America and Free Enterprise, all today’s victims will be made completely whole by International Third Way Redistributive Utopianism. C
Welfare: The finest and most successful constituent-breeding social program of all time. The number of poor people stuck at the bottom of society’s ladder has more than doubled in a mere forty years, and they all vote Democratic to keep the cash rolling in. Under the rubric of Compassion, the Democrats give them just enough money and services to keep them dependent on the program but not enough to get out of its comfortable clutches. C
White Men: Devils in human guise. Redneck Oppressors, killers and thugs. Racists, Rapists, Slave Owners. They kill homosexuals, destroy the environment, they build and use nuclear weaponry on the innocents of the world. Thieves, murderers, sadists and mobsters, they scheme in the dead of night to deprive Women and Minorities of their Governmentally created and dispensed Rights. They plot to end social handout and giveaway programs, laughing at the wretchedness of their Victims. Malignant bastards of the worst order, everything they touch withers and dies. They’ve caused every social catastrophe in history from the 6000 year African Holocaust to Capitalism to the demise of Hiroshima and the extinction of the Great Auk. They beat baby seals to death with clubs, they eat the seared flesh of lower, gentler creatures to sustain their evil lives. Brutal Neanderthals, they’ve destroyed the great African civilizations of the past and stand squarely in the path of the coming Feminist Utopia wearing the gruesome, bloody pelts of their conquests like so many wolf skins hanging on a barbed wire fence. Destroyers of Nature, they grunt and bull their way over history (past and future) as if the whole planet was theirs alone, running roughshod over The People like they weren’t even human. Arrogant monsters from the dark side of the human psyche, overly heterosexual, inflexible in their goal of world domination, White Men are the worst form of life on the planet. Dangerous beyond belief, if left to their own devices the Earth itself will die. Their single most heinous quality is their unrelenting Negativity.
Liberalism must destroy White men. C
White Privilege: That unfair and ignorant state of grace and bliss in which most of today’s White European Americans live as beneficiaries of a corrupt, racist culture which keeps them at the top of the social ladder while simultaneously keeping minorities (and Women) down in the sewer of economic life. White folks have no idea of how lucky they are: They’re undeserving recipients of all the best jobs, the best neighborhoods, the best opportunities and best lives; while all the time, people of color who are just as smart and talented (maybe more so), just as hard-working (if not more so), just as deserving of success (perhaps more so), go under-appreciated and underemployed in an oppressive Social setting which has kept them at a disadvantage for centuries. C
White Supremacy: America’s singular underlying Injustice. White European Men have dominated North American culture far too long. They have only their own best interests at heart: they suppress, dominate, lynch, molest, kill and enslave everyone in their sight, and it’s time they were stopped. There is no injustice, no race crime, no rape, no economic white boy success that can’t be explained by the essential built-in advantage given by the white majority to its ignoble offspring. The suffering of the Ethnic Class is the consequence.
Happily, in the public eye, White Supremacists have been reduced to gun toting Christian Fanatics. Any current white or Christian enemy of Third Way Sociologist International Utopianism can be called a White Supremacist, and once the charge is made it sticks forever. C
Women-and-Minorities: A composite word designed to describe the Siamese Twins of the Left. Eternally joined at the hip, the pathetic travails of both Women and Minorities comprise the essential core legendry of Victimology. For all of human history, Women and Minorities have been treated unfairly, abused by the powerful cultural overlords who exploit and limit them with real and domestic slavery. Women and Minorities are the oppressed majority, dominated by the brutal white male minority who have literally owned them for millions of years. Whippings, foot-binding, lynching, clitorectomy, chains, veils, church bombings, harems, the buying and selling of husbands and wives, brothers and sisters, is the never-ending litany of cruelties heaped on (who else?…) Women and Minorities. This is the stuff of joy for the Victimological Sociologists on the Left who want to disenfranchise the evil Corporate Fat Cats who still own everybody and everything. Inextricably linked, the political strands of Women and Minorities and Democrats are braided into a single strong cord that stretches into the dim mists of the future, where Women and Minorities rule the world. C
Zero Sum Game: The remarkable idea that people can steal Wealth from each other just by succeeding at life. Since Wealth belongs to everyone equally, no one can accumulate more than his fair share without depriving someone else of their own portion. The hollow-eyed poor are dying in the streets because the Fat Cats have billions of dollars that should be given back to the Victims of the legalized thievery known as Capitalism. People should not be allowed to have more money than their neighbors until the whole World has enough free food, free shelter, free medical services etc. Even though Wealth is essentially evil, it’s far too important to be left in Greedy, private hands. The Government must nationalize all money and pass it out according to the immutable laws of Liberalism. C