Howard Stern isn’t afraid to admit that there’s nothing quite like a good purse for the gal (or King of Media) on the go.
Stern admitted Wednesday that the bag that he uses to tote his most important items to and from Sirius XM studios is pretty womanly.
“I’m not callin’ it a man’s purse,” admitted Howard to his listeners frankly. “It’s a purse. It’s a woman’s purse. And I love it by the way.”
Co-host Robin Quivers agreed with the assessment. “I’m thinking of having one made like that. It must be a purse. I love it.”
So why isn’t Howard Stern embarrassed to be carrying a lady satchel? Functionality.
“I recognize that women, you know, have been wise about something,” said Stern thoughtfully. “Like, I used to load my pockets up with stuff and never have any stuff with me all day and-it’s the greatest. It’s a briefcase. It looks kind of like a man’s briefcase. It looks kind of like a hybrid between a purse and a man’s briefcase, but it’s a purse.”
“You’re carrying things in there. It’s not like you’re carrying mail,” Quivers agreed.
So what’s inside the King of All Media’s carryall?
“It’s almost like Felix and his bag of tricks,” said Howard, opening up his pocketbook and digging through like your great aunt in search of a tissue and a mint. “Look at this…Professional eyeglass cleaner. I have my special cloth. I got an emery board. It’s like a woman.”
Well, not quite Howard. Any real woman add a hair tie, some gloss and an emergency tampon to that mix before they dreamed of stepping out the door in NYC, but don’t sweat it. You’ll learn.
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