Brad Pitt News!
Remember that bodyguard who claims Angelina Jolie is abusing Brad Pitt? It seems the same fella (whose existence has yet to be verified) is saying he was personally there when Jennifer Aniston was meeting up with ex Brad for secret romantic trysts.
Yep — we think the same thing you probably do.
*cough — BS*
The bodyguard known by the name “Bill” is most likely trying to make a buck by scaring up a crazy tabloid news story or two.
BRAD PITT MEETING IN SECRET WITH JEN ANISTON RUMOR CONFIRMED (OR IS IT?)
E! Online celebrity news reports:
What we’re talking about here are the allegations recently made by “Bill,” a former Brangelina bodyguard and recent In Touch snitch.
According to Bill, Brad Pitt has hooked up with ex Jennifer Aniston no fewer than four times since spring 2009, always at a level of secrecy worthy of the Priory of Sion.
Sure, celebrities do have techniques for sneaking about in relative privacy, and I’ve got some seriously good tips from a Hollywood security big shot.
But are these methods effective enough to cloak a five-alarm hookup like that? Here are the facts:
Bill claims that Brad and Jen secretly snuggled in some trails off of Western Canyon Road in Beverly Hills on December 9. Bill also insists that Jen arrived in her Bentley, Brad on a motorcycle. The two then talked and hugged and kissed for something like 40 minutes, according to the report.
Like us, they are also suspicious about the report from In Touch.
BRAD PITT SNEAKING AROUND — AVOIDING PRESS PART OF EVERYDAY BUSINESS?
Now, if you told us that Brad Pitt was secretly meeting up with Sandra Bullock’s estranged husband Jesse James to talk about buying or building new custom motorcycles away from the watchful eye of the tabloid media, we might believe it…
But cheating on Angelina Jolie with Jennifer Aniston now that the celebrity couple has three biological kids in addition to the three he adopted?
It getting less and less likely that Brad and Jen will get back together and more and more likely the two will remain professional friends linked by common business interests.
Like all celebrities on the Hollywood A List, Pitt has to be adept at sneaking around to have any sense of privacy, security, or normalcy in his life — so the paps can claim all they want that his decision to have time without fanfare is nefarious, but it’s probably more healthy than any fans would like to admit.
BRAD PITT NEWS: BABY DADDY PERSONALITY AND PRIVATE CHARACTER FULL OF SURPRISES
In all reality, Pitt was in Bosnia this week helping Angelina Jolie on a volunteer service mission on behalf of the United Nations.
Both Pitt and Jolie have become the #1 green celebrity couple known internationally in the 5 short years they have been together.
Pitt, obsessed with sustainable architecture, is a green builder in his spare time, placing much of his focus on helping to rebuild the city of New Orleans.
Recently, Pitt, Jolie, and Aniston actually worked with pal George Clooney to help Haiti after their devastating earthquake.
However, what we’d love to see is more pictures of Pitt working shirtless in a hard hat or playing with Angie and the kids — not more about any personal flirtations with Aniston.
After the Tiger Woods multiple mistress incident and now the Monster Garage debacle, we’re all a little weary and wary when it comes to news about celebrity relationships.
It would be nice to find out Pitt is NOT cheating (as we’ve already gone down the road of believing in heroes that turned out to be less).
Since everyone expects Pitt is unfaithful, it would be a delightful surprise to find out he is — and that what made him that way was becoming a baby daddy.
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What do YOU think? Is Brad Pitt sneaking around with Jennifer Aniston behind Angelina Jolie’s back? Does this “Bill” guy who claims to have been a Brangelina body guard really exist? Sound off in the comments section below.